greenhouse-nurse:

1st: Birth month

January:Marrow

February:Femur

March:Phalanx

April:Vertebrae

May: Rib

June:Pelvis

July: Tooth

August: Fibula

September: Tibia

October: Sternum

November: Skull

December: Humerus

2nd: First letter of last name

A-E: Sucker

F-I: Nutz

J-M: Bong

N-Q: Slapper

R-U: Fucker

V-Y: Humper

Z: Douche

3rd: Birthday:

1-5: the fuckboi destroyer

6-10: master of the bone zone

11-15: player of xylobones

16-20: maker of dank memes

21-25: devourer of candy corn

26-31:crypt keeper of puns

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